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Megan Berry is a Zombie Settler by birth, which means she’s part-time shrink to a bunch of semi-dead people with killer issues. All Megan really wants is to go to homecoming, but when you’re being trailed by a bunch of slobbering corpses it’s hard to score a date. Let’s just say Megan’s love life could use some major resuscitation.

Enter Ethan, quite possible the Cutest Boy in The World. The only problem? He’s her supernatural tutor and completely off limits.

Megan’s convinced her life can’t get any worse, until someone in school starts using black magic to turn average, angsty Undead into scary, hardcore flesh-eating Zombies. Now it’s up to her to stop the Zombie apocalypse. 

Will Megan live to convince Ethan the spark between them is too strong to be denied? Or will the lights go out—permanently—before her sixteenth birthday?

Attention: This book was previously published as YOU ARE SO UNDEAD TO ME. It has been extensively rewritten before being compiled in this novella box set.

Young Adult
January 28
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Customer Reviews

Crickalina ,

Teenage Drama with a Settler Twist

I am 35 yo mother of 5. I read smut, the dirtier the better.i don't read paranormal, no way no how.

BUT for some reason, Stacy Jay's young adult paranormal books give me great entertainment. This would be the third I've read and I'm a huge fan.

Megan Berry is a disaster. Seems every step she makes in this story another disaster happens. I found it really cute how she stays true to a 15 yo personality even though she has these powers. She is still boy crazy and forgetful. Wants to go on dates instead of studying chants.

Book 2 was better than one. we are once again immersed in the overly dramatic life of a 15 yo girl settler. Megan is a trip and the story keeps getting better with more and more paranoia at each turn. who is rising the dead

That teenage settler drama just keeps building. More bad decisions made, more suspects added to the list, partial questions answered and something special with a certain hottie.... I love this series. It's so easy and fun to read and the absolute craziness of it grabs your attention.


Holy Cupcakes! did not see that coming.
a new twist and more action/drama! More Megan awesomeness, more monicster secrets, more Ethan!!! This one starts with a bang and ends on a sweet note. It's a very exciting, fast paced edition that will bug your eyes out!

Lesczynski ,

Meg's adventures

This is a mash up review of all the books so far......you will not go wrong with this series......I promise you!
OMG this is the cutest tween series ever!!!!! I must confess that as an Adult i do love Zombies and tween books (your never to old) I wish i had some nieces to recommend this book to because i think its a great series. I mean i think everyone can relate to poor meg and how she feels being in high school and having a really hot guy run hot and cold with her and throw in zombies and i mean really worse high school nightmare ever!!!!!! Grab yourself a copy people!!!!! Well that low down dirty Monica.....I am hooked to this story and can't put it down. I am gonna not be very happy with Ethan if he is involved with this mess....lol.
Well i kind of knew that Jess was involved in some shady actions......ugggg BFF's sometimes i tell ya. Well i have to say i loved this series and i know there is at least one more book coming and i could not be any happier......i am so glad that Meg and Ethan are on the same page ( i think) lol. I am telling you this is a must read for young adults its a very funny and light read for the YA group and even us older adults (hahahahah). Everyone must pick up this series right now!!!!

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