Agiliste: It's Bigfoot, Baby

“I don’t think you understand, sir. I am talking about truly indisputable evidence that the Sasquatch exists.”

“Yes, you have indisputable evidence that you wish to make public.”

“Yes, the live Sasquatch that I have in my custody.”

“A live Bigfoot?”

“Yes.”

“In your custody?”

“Yes.”

“Oh.”

“I would like to introduce him to the public at Coerdian West. Also, I would like to arrange accommodations for all four of us at Coerdian West until the public introduction.”

“I see.” The Boss was obviously caught by surprise. He does not like being caught by surprise. Finally, Miyamoto says, “And when would you like to check in?”