Alexandra Petri's US History: Important American Documents (I Made Up)
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A Semi-Finalist for the 24th Thurber Prize for Writing
“Satire at the highest level.… [A] godsend of a book.” —Amy Fusselman, Washington Post
A witty, absurdist satire of the last 500 years, Alexandra Petri’s US History is the fake textbook you never knew you needed!
As a columnist for the Washington Post, Alexandra Petri has watched in real time as those who didn’t learn from history have been forced to repeat it. And repeat it. And repeat it. If we repeat history one more time, we’re going to fail! Maybe it’s time for a new textbook.
Alexandra Petri’s US History contains a lost (invented!) history of America. (A history for people disappointed that the only president whose weird sex letters we have is Warren G. Harding.) Petri’s "historical fan fiction" draws on real events and completely absurd fabrications to create a laugh-out-loud, irreverent takedown of our nation’s complicated past.
On Petri’s deranged timeline, John and Abigail Adams try sexting, the March sisters from Little Women are sixty feet tall, and Susan Sontag goes to summer camp. Nearly eighty short, hilarious pieces span centuries of American history and culture. Ayn Rand rewrites The Little Engine That Could. Nikola Tesla’s friends stage an intervention when he falls in love with a pigeon. The characters from Sesame Street invade Normandy. And Mark Twain—who famously said reports of his death had been greatly exaggerated—offers a detailed account of his undeath, in which he becomes a zombie.
This side-splitting work of historical humor shows why Alexandra Petri has been hailed as a "genius,"* a "national treasure,"† and "one of the funniest writers alive"‡.
*Olivia Nuzzi, Katha Pollitt
†Julia Ioffe, Katy Tur, John Scalzi, Chuck Wendig, Jamil Smith, and Susan Hennessey
‡Randall Munroe
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"If you're going to instruct all the educators in America to teach history that did not happen.... Why not commit to the principle of the thing and insert all the bizarre documents that you think ought to be there?" asks Washington Post humor columnist Petri (Nothing Is Wrong and Here Is Why) in this absurdist collection. From Aaron Sorkin's version of the Gettysburg Address ("Walk with me over this battlefield, Stacy") to John and Abigail Adams's frustrated attempt at sexting via transatlantic letter ("I am removing my thick woolen greatcoat of sound construction"), Petri leaves few milestones of U.S. culture and politics un-lampooned. There's also the original draft of Allen Ginsberg's "Howl" as it was dictated to him by a dog ("Human! I'm with you on sofa/ Where you're muddier than I am"), and a version of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas in which Hunter Thompson forgets to bring the drugs (" ‘Maybe we should see Debbie Reynolds,' my attorney suggested"). Though the satire is more eccentric than biting, Petri pricks the egos of many legendary men, noting, for instance, that Henry David Thoreau's mother brought his laundry to him at Walden Pond. Rooted in Petri's impressive knowledge of the American past, this is a trip.
