All the Things I Don't Understand: A collection of sorts

As my lack of comprehension is nothing if not expansive, this collection could not truly contain all of the things I don't understand. Instead, it is focused on those subjects that I have found to be particularly perplexing: the universe, relationships, and grocery stores.

Throughout these pages, you will discover a mix of poems and poem-like constructs addressing serious and less than serious subjects which are all, (okay, mostly) natural (again okay, maybe somewhat contrived) byproducts of our (really my) existence.

The point is, reading through these pieces, you may come away feeling better about yourself, simply by realizing that by comparison, you carry a lot less baggage than you thought. Then again, you may just end up accepting you don't understand anything either. In the latter case, at least you'll have company. Enjoy.