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Publisher Description

Sometimes in life you say certain words in conjunction with other words that you normally wouldn't, such as the word "holy" and the word "shit." Those times are rare and celebrated. Well, get your face hole ready, because this is one of those times: introducing The Alphabet of Manliness: Special Edition!

If it's a crime to be awesome, then I deserve three life sentences and the death penalty. This literary kick to the dick may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history.

The new edition includes:

   • "The Numbers of Manliness."

   • A full-color insert

   • Corrections to typos!

I, Maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition of the book since the last one. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged sons of bitches out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to pick up a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted or busting balls alike.

If you can't handle the punch to the colon I'm about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you'll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.

August 25
Citadel Press
Kensington Publishing Corp.

Customer Reviews

2manyHugs ,


Nonsensical jackassery that keeps you in stitches the entire time. If you aren't easily offended (or are and don't care) I recommend this book.

A hgdrinceuk ,

Okay at best

It's really unintelligent and not very interesting. The author just tries to be funny, and it's really not that funny. Not worth 15 bucks IMO.

Iblack86 ,


This is honest to God the best writer in my life time. This author has been the reading pinnacle of my life for the last 10years. No matter who, how old, what gender, what color you are. YOU NEED this book to continue through this tragic life.

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