Am I Poly Now‪?‬

One day you glanced at your partner's phone and noticed they have been telling a chatbot about their day, their fears, and the dream they had about the ocean. You have just discovered the new third wheel, and it does not wear shoes. If you are wondering whether a companion app counts as cheating, whether you are suddenly supposed to be polyamorous, or how to have a single sane conversation about a machine that knows your partner better than you do, this book is the field guide you need. It is written for grown adults with a brain and a sense of humor, and it treats the bot as a mirror, not a rival.
This is not a jealous rant, and it is not a defense of machines over humans, and it is not a list of rules you will never follow. It is a practical relationship manual that names the four shapes an AI companion can take in your marriage, explains why the cheating label and the poly label both misfire, and hands you the actual scripts, boundary documents, and conversation tools to survive it. The book also takes the problem seriously in ways most people miss, from the kids in the household to the privacy of the intimate leak.
Inside, you'll discover:
• The four shapes of a companion, and the risks and fixes of each
• Why banning the bot is usually the wrong first move
• The intent versus impact conversation, with word for word scripts
• How to write a household definition of intimacy you both sign
• The monthly relationship audit that keeps the conversation alive
• What the app knows, what it is doing with it, and who can see it
• When the app changes, and how to prepare for the day it does
You can win the app and lose the person, and this book makes sure you never have to choose. The bot is not the problem, it is a smoke detector showing where the relationship is hungry, and that is good news, because it means the problem is fixable. Read it together, steal the paperwork, and leave the label at the door.