America Again America Again

America Again

Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't

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Publisher Description

Book store nation, in the history of mankind there has never been a greater country than . You could say we're the #1 nation at being the best at greatness.

But as perfect as is in every single way, is broken! And we can't exchange it because we're 236 years past the 30-day return window. Look around--we don't make anything anymore, we've mortgaged our future to , and the Apologist-in-Chief goes on world tours just to bow before foreign leaders. Worse, the Four Seasons Hotel doesn't even have a dedicated phone button for the Spa. You have to dial an extension! Where did we lose our way?!

It's high time we restored to the greatness it never lost!

Luckily, AMERICA AGAIN will singlebookedly pull this country back from the brink. It features everything from chapters, to page numbers, to fonts. Covering subject's ranging from healthcare ("I shudder to think where we'd be without the wide variety of prescription drugs to treat our maladies, such as think-shuddering") to the economy ("Life is giving us lemons, and we're shipping them to the Chinese to make our lemon-flavored leadonade") to food ("Feel free to deep fry this book-it's a rich source of fiber"), Stephen gives America the dose of truth it needs to get back on track.

  • GENRE
    Humor
    RELEASED
    2012
    October 2
    LANGUAGE
    EN
    English
    LENGTH
    240
    Pages
    PUBLISHER
    Grand Central Publishing
    SELLER
    Hachette Digital, Inc.
    SIZE
    43.2
    MB

    Customer Reviews

    Diana Cardenas ,

    Bests book ever

    I have all of the Colbert books, absolutely the greats thing you will
    ever read. Come join the Colbert nation!!

    jedimacfan ,

    Not iPad optimized

    This book is funny, but the poor iPad optimization is disappointing. This looks like the free ebook format that Blurb offers and is not an iPad optimized .epub format like most books from the iTunes store. I expected better quality from Stephen Colbert.

    Kevk26 ,

    = )

    Man is a genius.

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