An Axe to Grind

She asked for a calling. She got chaos and an axe.
Yesterday, Tabitha Lavender was a barely-passing recruit at Yggdrasil, stumbling through celestial exams with her angelus partner, Dima. Today? She's officially a goddess, and suddenly the same people who side-eyed her are rolling out the divine welcome wagon.

All Tabitha wants is to skip the glitter and get to work inspiring greatness on her assigned planet. No hazing, no hierarchy, just her, her team, and her purpose. But fate—and a battery of absurd goddess-type tests—has other ideas. According to the system, she's not a muse... she's something far more volatile.

Tabitha doesn't care what the divine registry says. She's got her instincts, her sass, and an axe—and she's ready to prove the cosmos wrong.