Ancient Carbine Offers Challenge (Shootin' with Mike‪)‬

After hunting season last year, I paid a visit to Fichte, Endl & Elmer, where Dr. Tom Elmer told me I needed an operation. A few weeks later, he removed the cataracts that had clouded my vision to the point that I could no longer drive at night, slipped in a pair of permanent contact lenses that corrected the nearsightedness that had me wearing glasses since I was 12, and restored my vision to perfect 20-20. When I thought about possible applications for my new super vision, it occurred to me that, while I hadn't been able to hit the broad side of a barn without the use of telescopic sights since I turned 30, maybe now I could return to the simplicity and moral uprightness of my forebears and try hunting with an iron-sighted rifle.