Dobie wants to save the world. His old boss, Colonel Charonne, wants to stop him. While on tour in support of his “conspiracy solutions” book, he meets Kaylie — a simple country girl who might be smarter than he is — and they fall in love while enduring attacks at every turn. Can they outwit or at least outrun the Colonel's henchman, Major Watson? Will Kaylie succumb to Watson's subliminal messaging and choose him over Dobie? What’s up with the blue alien? And what about the hit man that even Watson doesn't know about?