"Melanie McGuire was indicted for murdering her husband, after he washed ashore, in parts, on the Virginia coast, neatly packed into three trunks of his own monogrammed luggage." How this event can be spit-out-your-coffee funny is the subject of Are You Going To Eat That?, a book of fifty-eight hilarious stories. Short, irreverent, preposterous—like Danny DeVito, if he were an essay. Says Jeff Koterba, editorial cartoonist for the World-Herald: "I don't know if David Sedaris blogs, but if he does, his postings might read like one of Michael Campbell's hilarious essays." Michael Campbell is an editor and regular columnist for Food & Spirits Magazine. For fifteen years he has written for nationally-distributed entertainment newsletters Coffee Break and Facts of Life, and his humor has appeared in numerous issues of Reader’s Digest. His weekly blog, MC, reaches thousands of readers.