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Publisher Description

The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level s**t.”

You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:

• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
• What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?

The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an a*****e.

September 28
Gallery Books

Customer Reviews

Brayden0528274737 ,


I loved it. I have been a fan for a long time and can't stop re-reading his books. It was great but unfortunately it wasn't as funny as the last one. I think I am a little more mature now and that's why it wasn't so funny but it still had some pretty hilarious parts. Tucker Max is one of my idols and I will probably name my first born son after him. Thank you for the experience of writing this and I can't wait for the next one to come out tomorrow.

Jason Robinson ,

A good follow up

It would be difficult to follow up IHTSBIH. But with that said it is an entertaing read

Andrew Holdiness ,

Great! Wonderful sequel!

In this book, you see the same old Tucker Max, but it seems apparent to me that Tucker also attempts to humanize himself after the hero-like status he gained from his site and IHTSBIH while still remaining uproariously hilarious. Bravo, sir.

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