Bar Trek

From the deranged author of:
Asshat's Fables
Baker Street Ace 'Tec'
Dire Virgins
Dune with the Wind
It's a Wonderful Lie!
Macdeath
M***e on the Orient Express
Misadventures Mindgame
Raw Stars
Rumped!
Thoracic Pearl, Fallen Condom
and
Urinals
comes yet another descent into incurable insanity:
Bar Trek!

These are the voyages of the Barship Rent-a-Prize, its five year mission: to explore strange new pubs, to seek out new liquors and new intoxication, to fall boldly where no drunk has keeled over before.

Captained by the doubty Jiminy T-Bone Kriket, the son of the man who enjoyed so much sex populating the galaxy that he became very Thor, and supported by his trustee second in command, the Vodkan Spork, this Barfleet wassail has the indefatigable engineer Montgolfier Sot giving her all he's got, and the comms officer, Hortense Hearsahoo, hearing things.

In the med bay is Doctor Longhard McCoitus damning everything he can't fix, and the craft is piloted by that comedy duo of Hankaru Solo and Notna Cherripopoff.

But all is not swell! A Rumolan wessel is threatening to destroy Vodka, and duplicate Barfleet officers seem to be in the offing if the Rumolans can't off them first!

Can Captain Kriket and his crew stay sober? And who cares, really?

Perfect for fans of imperfection.