BCNiNi

Ah Hello! It is time for death!
The Big Crunch 2 Mark 2 is the most technologically advanced robot ever to be developed in the history of mankind. No matter what you may need; whether it's colonising Mars or resurrecting the dead, BCNiNi is designed to fulfil your one and every need. Its logging system comes with an auto-backup feature, and it is programmed to respond to humans in the way that you deem most appropriate. Want to know the exact date you'll die? Then this droid is the one for you! Get yours today! Before the universe inevitably collapses on itself!

A gripping tale about the events that would occur in the billions of years leading up to a Big Crunch. Family, fate, the future.
From a droid's perspective, things seem rather grim.