Bed, Bath, and Bi-Curious

Six seasons of tearing down walls on national television couldn't prepare Keir Maddox for the one man who refuses to stay in his lane.



As the charismatic, sledgehammer-swinging contractor on HGTV-style hit Room for Improvement, Keir knows how to play his part: be charming, make the audience laugh, and keep his emotional blueprints locked behind closed doors. For eight years, that meant ignoring the baseline hum in his chest whenever his impeccably tailored, razor-sharp cohost, Solon Price, leaned into his space to argue over historic woodwork.

Then the network moves them into Bellwether House.

The lakeside Victorian is a condemned structural disaster—and it only has one habitable bedroom.

Solon Price doesn't do chaos. He does clean lines, historic preservation, and relentless control. For eight years, he has channeled his silent, suffocating devotion to Keir into pantone swatches and scripted banter, surviving on the safe fiction that one man doesn’t constitute an orientation.

But sharing a king bed demolishes every safety boundary Solon built.

A late-night nightmare leads to an accidental spooning session. A viral social media clip catches them tangled in golden morning light. And when a director calls for an on-camera "almost-kiss," the tension detonates into a mouth-on-mouth collision that ruins them both for anyone else.

What begins as a private exploration in dusty boathouses and unfinished rooms quickly spirals into an all-consuming fire. But when network executives manufacture fake drama and dangerous secrets threaten to pull the entire renovation down around their ears, Keir and Solon have to decide what they're truly building.

Because when the walls come down, there's nowhere left to hide.

Bed, Bath, and Bi-Curious is a full-length, high-heat MM contemporary romance featuring dual POVs, an emotional late-in-life bisexual awakening, scorching workplace encounters, an eighty-year-old historic queer secret, and an HEA guaranteed to hold up under inspection.