Belly Laughs (10th anniversary edition)
The Naked Truth about Pregnancy and Childbirth
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- $9.99
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- $9.99
Publisher Description
The New York Times bestseller--never shy, frequently crude and always funny, Jenny McCarthy gives the lowdown on pregnancy in the grittiest girlfriend detail
Revealing the naked truth about the tremendous joys, the excruciating pains, and the inevitable disfigurement that go along with pregnancy, Jenny McCarthy tells you what you can really expect when you're expecting! From morning sickness and hormonal rage, to hemorrhoids, granny panties, pregnant sex, and the torture and sweet relief that is delivery, Belly Laughs is must-read comic relief for anyone who is pregnant, has ever been pregnant, is trying to get pregnant, or, indeed, has ever been born!
PUBLISHERS WEEKLY
McCarthy, 1994 Playmate of the Year, actress (Scream 3; Baywatch; etc.) and former host of MTV's Singled Out, gave birth to her first child in 2002. Her pregnancy wasn't pretty and she wants to tell readers all about it. At the outset, she tells them, "If you bought this book, you are already aware of my frankness when it comes to certain things anatomy and bodily functions among them. If someone gave this book to you as a gift and you've never heard of me, apologies to you!" She goes on to recount the nitty-gritty of pregnancy in all its gory detail, covering morning sickness, hormonal rage, cravings, hemorrhoids, "engorged" breasts, gas, hot flashes, fainting spells, weight gain, acne, water retention and, finally, labor. McCarthy is undeniably crass but funny, and her candor and self-deprecation are refreshing. Each brief, chatty chapter focuses on a different and awful facet of pregnancy, with McCarthy relating personal anecdotes and usually winding down by reassuring women they're not alone. McCarthy's tales are, for the most part, a hoot, though they may offend more uptight readers. For example, in the beginning of McCarthy's pregnancy, she was constipated, so she visited a specialist. In the waiting room, the assistant called her name, and "everyone... looked up in surprise, and I knew what they were thinking: 'Jenny McCarthy has butt hole problems?' I was so embarrassed, until I realized that they had no right to be smirking: Those assholes were also there because of their own assholes. I felt better already."
Customer Reviews
Hilarious
So many moms are so unrealistic about what pregnancy is like. Not this one. I love how real she is. Being pregnant is hard and uncomfortable- I love that she’s okay sharing that
My favorite pregnancy book
Pregnancy books normally take all the joy out of being pregnant by talking from a medical and scientific standpoint, OR by sugarcoating everything. This is a nice combination of things you need to know that no one told you, things you can relate to, along with information about pregnancy.
An annoying read
This was mostly whining about pregnancy to the tune of I have lots of money. It wasn’t a fun read, I couldn’t make myself finish it, and I wish I could get a refund for it. There are better books that offer you the “real” side of pregnancy without this petulant attitude.