Being dead doesn't mean you can't recognize a hot shifter when he shows up glowering on your doorstep.
The Forbidden Fangs tattoo parlor is Marla's business, her calling, and her hideout as she tries to escape her sire, "The Collector"—a creepy old man who "collects" vampires with special talents. As a vampire, she always feels cold, but she's thinking the best way to warm up would be to snuggle in close to the shifter who just arrived spouting nonsense about her thieving cat, His Lordship King Snugglebumpkins.
Wolf shifter Grayson has two missions in Forbidden: 1) deciding whether or not to invest in the bed and breakfast, and 2) find the perfect plush animal for his nephew. But when he meets Marla, his two missions transform to 1) evading her evil cat, and 2) making Marla fall in love with him. He seems well on his way to succeeding in his new missions, until an ominous vampire from Marla's past shows up, and his mission changes once again: protect Marla. She might be undead, but she's also his mate.
Billionaires and Bodybags is the first book in Forbidden Fangs, a laugh-out-loud new series by USA Today bestselling author duo Keira Blackwood and Liza Street. Get your copy today for hilarity, hijinks, and vampire hickies!
I downloaded this for the title alone.
• Sugary sweet romance
• Wolf and vampire
• Pierced tattoo artist
• Fated Mates
• Devil cat
The plot is easy enough: Marla escaped her Maker to forge her own tattoo business in a small town and somehow managed to adopt the monster of all cats. Unexpectedly, while on a business trip to find a B&B investment property, Grayson finds his mate. When Marla’s BFF calls and tells her she is in danger, Grayson offers to become her nightly bodyguard.
There are some interesting quirks that are worth the read:
• The thieving, scary cat
• The counter guy who is everywhere
• The donut shop witches
• The uniquely named streets
• The poop jokes. Yes, they are actually funny.
• dancing body bags
Good for a summer beach read.
Marla is a vampire who owns a tattoo shop and has a really cool cat. Grayson is a wolf shifter who hates Marla’s cat but Marla is his mate. And then there is the creepy Collector. I really liked this story. Marla and Grayson are really great together and I absolutely loved her cat. Plenty of puns in this too and I love a good pun. Fun read!! I received a free book from the author and am leaving this review voluntarily.
Holy flaming turds!
You’ve got to read the book to understand the review title. This book features a vampire tattooist and her shifter mate as they fight off peril from her past. There are a ton of puns and jokes in this book. I’m sure that I didn’t get all of them. This is a quick read and you’ll often find yourself laughing about the happenings in Forbidden!