Bite Me: A Memoir (Of Sorts‪)‬

He's a pioneer of cat blogging and channels his inner Ann Landers every week in his advice column for mousebreath! magazine, and is the author of three popular books; this is the book his fans and minions have been waiting for: the memoirs of Max Thompson. Bite Me is a book that will have you laughing out loud, will have you crying until your nose runs, and will have you wondering out loud, "Am I really reading the autobiography of a cat?"

Yes. Yes, you are.

This is the book Max's readers have been asking for–from the moment the Younger Human brought him home, through the tortures of the M-Word, living with a dog, and then with Basement Kitty Buddah–this is Max Thompson's memoirs, in his own words.

Sort of.