Black Silk Panties‪.‬

Jacob O'Halloran is a 46 year old bachelor and has never had a relationship with a woman...or anything else for that matter. It's hard to get your motor running  when your religious-zealot mother is still haranguing you with guilt from beyond the grave. So he does the next best thing: he lifts women's panties from clotheslines.

A nice safe way way to relieve his tensions right? At least it was until he picks the wrong clothesine and nabs not only  the silky goods but also a whole lot of trouble from Audrey, their owner.

Audrey has some disturbing issues of her own. Those black silk panties are about to land Jacob in a world of trouble and pain.