Bunga Bunga Party Jokes

The name Bunga Bunga is the Italian version of 'Playboy- A man without a passion is a dead soul.'
This Bunga Bunga party jokes are on marriage, cheating wives, cheating husbands, priest, nun, Doctors, lawyers virtually all types of people.
Some of the highlights in this book:
When you are young and dating,
-he says, "you take my breath away, when you are aging you say, you make me feel like I am suffocating."
-you say, "I can't believe we found each other, when you are aging, you say, "How did I end up with this asshole?"
You know when you are aging, when?
-you notice that without your visit to cardiologist, your dermatologist, your urologist, your denturist, your proctologist, you have no social life at all.
-you notice that half the items in your shopping cart say, 'for Fast Relief'.
The book begins with the introduction of ex-Prime Minister Berlusconi of Italy about his Bunga Bunga parties. He loves young and beautiful girls. So what is wrong with that desire.
You can tell him another Hugh Hefner or Bill Clinton. Young and beautiful girls visit his Bunga Bunga parties because they like it. No one forces them and they are rubbing shoulders with elite, fishing for a millionaire catch.
He is a very rich man. He likes the company of young women and he likes to play with them. He has emerged like an aged emperor, surrounded by harem of nubile women paid to ornament this dinner table, boost his ego and dance around in their underpants.
Once Berlusconi remarked, when questioned about bringing show girls in his team, "I am tired of older generation politician with haggard faces and grumpy look. They smell tobacco and coffee. The showgirls smell very nice, dress very elegantly, their smile is an incentive not like the other crooked politician of 60's and 70's."
Berlusconi is a generous and a very bold man, he does not make love behind the closet as the other cowards.