A phantom pregnancy? You can’t be serious. Now I have a swollen chest that keeps leaking at the most inappropriate moments. One of those just happens to be whenever I’m aroused! I find myself day-dreaming one morning while eating breakfast with my roommate Jeff and they start dripping beneath my t-shirt. Jeff is quickly intrigued and I’m more than a little embarrassed. I guess if anyone should help me milk them it might as well be him, right? Read how he squeezes the nectar from them and laps it down.