Bush II, Book I: The New Old Testament

This book is the King James Version of the first term of George W. Bush's presidency. Get it? No? Well, general narrative samples include: - The transfer of power from Clinton to Bush, which appropriates the narrative of Moses passing the leadership to Joshua. - Bush's overseas visits, which uses the narrative of the Israelites moving from place to place during their sojourn in the Sinai Desert. - Bush's decision to invade Iraq, which occurs when God appears to him in a burning bush and declares that Bush declare to Pharaoh Hussein to "let my Iraqi people go." Get it now? No? How about the first three sentences to get a feel: 1. After the rule of Clinton the servant of the Lord, it came to pass that the Lord spoke to Bush the son of Bush, saying, 2. "Clinton My servant is gone. Now therefore, arise, go over this Mississippi, you and all your emissaries, to the land which I am giving to them, to the king's cabinet. Now you got it. (yeah, right)