Christmas at Punkin Holler

Christmas at Punkin Holler

SCENE: The schoolroom. The necessary articles of furniture are the teacher’s desk and chair, and a couple of long wooden benches, or settees, if the benches are not to be easily obtained. The pupils are moving around, talking, laughing, and romping; making considerable noise and confusion. Miss Peppergrass enters, in hood and shawl, and speaks, but fails to make herself heard. She removes her wraps, hanging them on a nail near her desk, and rings bell smartly. School slowly becomes quiet, but the pupils do not seat themselves. Instead, they stare, wonderingly, at teacher.

Miss P.—Take your seats.

Hiram—Don’t hafter. It’s a hollerday.

Miss P.—I should say as much, judging by the noise you were making; but we can not rehearse for the entertainment to-night in the midst of such a racket as that. It sounded like a den of wild beasts.

Jacob—So ’twas, Teacher—a regular circus. I’m a lion, and I’m a-goin’ to eat Sally up! (Pounces on Sally, and begins to growl, and to pretend to eat her. Sally screams.)

Miss P.—(ringing bell again) That will do, Jacob. Now, children, take your seats. We must have it quiet. (Children crowd into seats. Johnny tries to pass the end of one seat, but is held back by Lucindy. He struggles.)

Miss P.—What’s the trouble there, Lucindy?

Lucindy—Johnny won’t set down.

Johnny—No such a thing, Teacher. I was a-goin’ ter set down, and she grabbed onto me.

Lucindy—He wasn’t! He was a-goin’ right by.

Johnny—Well, I was a-goin’ to set down in my own seat. I don’t like to set there.

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Miss P.—But we are reserving the seats for the visitors. There will be a great many here to-night, you know. Don’t you want to be a little gentleman, and give up your seat to some one—your mamma, perhaps?

Johnny—Huh! Ma couldn’t git herself into that seat. She’s too fat. Pa’s a-goin’ to bring a chair for her, ’cause she couldn’t git into any seat, ’thout you tooked away the desk first……………………..