The world needs a hero ... pity they're all busy.
As recently appointed delivery man for Big Merv, one of Ning Dang Po's most powerful crime bosses, The Pan of Hamgee is ordered to deliver a gift to Big Merv's current girlfriend. With a pair of bespoke-made, sapphire and diamond earrings on board, and a trip across the city in the offing, what could possibly go wrong? Everything.
This book is a humorous science fiction fantasy action adventure, very much in the tradition of British comedy. It is written and spelled in British English, suggested UK cinema rating would be PG.