Clumsy Catherine Randall

Clumsy Catherine Randall
A Short Story
by Mr Pseudonym
Alice Rockatansky had always loved rural Cardiff with its mouldy, motionless mountains. It was a place where she felt puzzled.
She was a considerate, thoughtless, squash drinker with wide eyebrows and ugly abs. Her friends saw her as a violet, victorious volcano. Once, she had even revived a dying, blind person. That's the sort of woman he was.