Collected Poems

Critical acclaim for Collected Poems




Gee, I didnt know my brother was so literary. Um, does this qualify as literature?
Tom Yezzi

I told him not to waste our money publishing this book, what with the economy being the way it is, but you know how husbands can be.
Anonymous

I wish this book had been published before I died. It would have made great material for an upcoming HBO comedy special. You still have HBO, dont you?
George C.

I tried to make some editorial suggestions that would have been improvements. I have better luck leading my horses to water.
M.D. Hausman

People who write books like this will burn in Hell for eternity, along with the pagans, abortionists, feminists and others who are actively trying to secularize America.
The Rev. Jerry F.