Commando Dad

As used by Prince William himself, here's the basic training manual for fatherhood recruits!
Attention! In your hand is an indispensable training manual for new recruits to fatherhood. Written by ex-Commando and dad of three Neil Sinclair, this manual will teach you, in no-nonsense terms, all the practical skills you need to be a top-ranking parent.
Packed with easy-to-follow advice and Commando Dad Top Tips, this book will teach you how to be the ultimate protector to your newest recruit. As any Commando Dad knows, with the right preparation and planning, anyone can parent with military precision.
In less time than it takes to shine your boots, learn how to:
Survive the first 24 hours Prepare and Plan to Prevent Poor Parental Performance Maintain morale in the ranks Establish standing orders and implement daily routines Feed, clothe and entertain your troops Transport the troops successfully on manoeuvres Pack a survival kit for everything from light missions to long-term deployments Recognize common trooper ailments Keep base camp tidy and square away tasks along the way And much, much more.
Let training commence!