Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman

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Publisher Description

Maggie Lee is not your average hitwoman. For one thing, she's never killed anyone. For another, after hitting her head in the car accident that killed her sister, her new best friend is a talking lizard—a picky eater, obsessed with Wheel of Fortune, that only Maggie can hear.

Maggie, who can barely take care of herself, is desperate to help her injured and orphaned niece get the best medical care possible, so she reluctantly accepts a mobster's lucrative job offer: major cash to kill his monstrous son-in-law.

Paired with Patrick Mulligan, a charming murder mentor (who happens to moonlight as a police detective), Maggie stumbles down her new career path, contending with self-doubt, three meddling aunts, a semi-psychic friend predicting her doom, and a day job she hates. Oh, and let's not forget about Paul Kowalski, the sexy beat cop who could throw her ass in jail if he finds out what she's up to.

Training has never been so complicated! And, this time, Maggie has to get the job done. Because if she doesn't . . . she's the mob's next target.

GENRE
Fiction & Literature
RELEASED
2012
January 24
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
400
Pages
PUBLISHER
Avon Impulse
SELLER
HARPERCOLLINS PUBLISHERS
SIZE
1.4
MB

Customer Reviews

LupinTx ,

Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman

Such a great quick read, fun and yet with suspense and mystery. Throughly enjoyed Maggie and God ! ! Along with her work mate. Moves along through the story but with humanized charachters UP !

Will continue to read the rest of Lynn's writes ! ! THUMBS UP ! ! !

Eofaz ,

Fun Book

Good story, fun characters, silly, but entertaining all the way to last page. Actually laughed out loud!

Crazy not lazy ,

Confessions of a Highly Neurotic Hitman

It was so different. It was funny and heart-warming. I loved the lizard (he made the story funny) and the main character’s reaction to him was outstanding. Very enjoyable book.

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