The women melted at his feet - one lick at a time!
Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.
Its amazing what Ice Cream men will do just to sell a 99 Flake…
Tina is kneeling in front of Clare and leaning forward threateningly and I sense that aggro is just seconds away.
In such an explosive situation a man has to stay cool, think fast, and arrive at a split-second decision. I reach for my y-fronts and start to pull them on. If you start by saving yourself that’s always one life on the credit side.
‘You ! ! ! ! –’
‘Now girls,’ I say. ‘You musn’t –’ I reach for my trousers and turn round to see – blimey!
Also Available in the Confessions… series:
CONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMP
CONFESSIONS OF AN ICE CREAM MAN
CONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINK
and many more!
"Porn for all the family" Davina Belling
‘Rather cunning’ The Independent
About the author
Christopher Wood is a British screenwriter and novelist best known for the erotic ‘Confessions’ series of novels and films written under the pseudonyms 'Timothy Lea' and ‘Rosie Dixon’. Under his own name, he adapted two James Bond novels for the screen: ‘The Spy Who Loved Me’ and ‘Moonraker’.