Crazy For You

If Ruby Red didn't know better, she'd think she'd been cursed. She attracts dorks and weirdos like Pigpen from Peanuts attracts dirt. From ferret smugglers to men who con restaurants out of birthday cake, she's endured a streak of disastrous swipe-rights.

Even worse, her most catastrophic misadventures happen under the disdainful eye of the owner of Palmetto Plaza's popular Irish pub. Bar Dude thinks Ruby is a drama queen who can't stop dipping her toes into the shallow end of the dating pool. That makes her no better than the parade of weirdos who amble through her life.

If there's one thing Ruby hates, it's being misjudged. Since she can't change his mind about her, it's best she just stays out of his way.

Then one Sunday morning, Bar Dude turns up frantic, needing a favor.

She could say no, but granting him a boon and lording it over him forever after seems like much more fun. Right?