Creek Culture Fourth Selection

SECURITY DOORS:
Burra’s daughter Julia is having security doors fitted in her house, but her conversing with innuendos deeply concerns the company employee fitting the doors who demands security for himself...

AUTO DIVING:
Burra is talked into going to the hotel by his boys to watch a darts competition grand final and meets up with an acquaintance from years gone by. Burra is introduced to his old friend’s wife, and is then advised by his friend that he must leave but his wife is staying. The woman lets Burra in on some home truths and they leave the hotel for an intimate night on a river bank. Unfortunately with their thoughts on other things, her car is knocked out of gear and it rolls into the river leaving them both a precarious state. Luckily Burra’s boys had more than an inkling what was going on and saved Burra’s bacon although leaving him annoyed, frustrated, jealous, and finally embarrassed...

NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH:
Burra is hopeful that his new neighbours will add character to the street, but when he is advised that they are gay, his homophobic attitude demands that the Creek family led by him drive the new arrivals out of town. At first he has the family onside, but as time goes by, his family accept their new neighbours, which infuriates Burra even further, but the ultimate horror of all as far as Burra is concerned... they are the pub’s new owners. What Burra didn’t count on was their ability to retaliate to his idiotic scare tactics and with injuries and incidents occurring, Burra discovers that he must rely on other members of the gay community...