Dancing with Dinosaurs

"What I learned on my 'vacation' to the Brazilian Amazon" by Olivia Mitchell Byers.

—Most things are bitey.

—Jungles don't have room service.

—Dinosaurs are mostly jerks.

—So are headhunters.

—Corruption is universal.

—And they don't speak Spanish here. Who knew?

"Okay, to be fair,"

—The food was great.

—The jungle was absolutely gorgeous.

—You never know where you'll find a new friend.

—People can change.

My arrival triggers the perfect storm of simmering rivalries, vengeful headhunters, and deadly poachers—all while I'm escorting the youngest son of my powerful mentor, Aerin. What could possibly go wrong? What didn't?