The road to hell is paved with bad dates.
After a magical mishap with my ex-boyfriend, you can't blame me for being a little skittish about relationships. But work is all kinds of stressful, so I'm venturing out into the supernatural dating scene.
Dating supernaturals isn't for the faint of heart, however, nor is it for witches like me who are totally incompetent with magic. So, I need a dating Sherpa, STAT. Surprisingly enough, I find one in a vampire woman named Wren.
Each date presents its own weird challenges, and it's just my luck that one of them has the potential to unleash something that could destroy our little town of Assjacket, West Virginia and everyone in it.
With the help of my new kick-ass vampire friend, a sexy AF bodyguard, a rat, a cat, and a warlock named Pete, I have no choice but to stop being a screwup and save the town. If I ever want nookie again, that is.
**This standalone novella is part of Robyn Peterman's Magic & Mayhem Universe. If you love quirky, magically-delicious paranormal romantic comedy, you need this book. Download your copy today!**