Deer Lake: A Novel

Deer Lake is a hilarious crime thriller along the lines of Jaws—if Jaws had been authored by Carl Hiaasen or Janet Evanovich and set in Quebec cottage country. It includes a wannabe documentarian, a pair of semi-literate gun nuts, a billionaire who built his fortune on rubber reproductions of certain female body parts, a marble-mouthed reptile wrangler, a former lion-tamer turned TV star, and—oh, did I mention the possible lake monster? Here’s what people are saying about Deer Lake: “I expected some pretentious, post-modernist crap, so this was a huge relief.” —My girlfriend “If only Andre had put this much effort into his school work.” —My mom “I bet he’s really handsome.” —Your mom Included with Deer Lake is a preview of my next novel, Surviving Immortality!