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‘I was crying laughing’ The Writing Community Chat Show, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

‘The funniest book I have read in a very long time’ Heidi Lynn’s Book Reviews ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

‘Hilarious, I laughed so much!’ Mum of Cubs⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

‘OMG I snorted with laughter’ Loopyloulaura

 

Sure, my bedroom gets lots of action. It’s called snoring.


Will and I didn’t have a clue what we were signing up for. It turns out that there’s loads we weren’t warned about:

 

1)   You’ll spend more time spooning your child’s cuddly donkey than your own boyfriend.

 

2)   Communication with your other half will be via post-it notes on the fridge, mainly telling him to buy more milk.


3)   If you make the mistake of going to a nightclub you’ll nod off, drool, and be woken up by an angry bouncer.


4)   In the middle of the night you’ll be begging Siri for advice on getting your baby to sleep. (Whale music doesn’t work.)


5)   Sex is something that happened in another dimension.

 

But even if I feel like I’m waiting for my motherhood powers to come in the post, at least I’ve got Will. Our old life – festivals, sambuca shots, an actual sex life – might be a distant memory, but we can get through anything together, can’t we?

 

At least that’s what I thought until, one day, Will walked out on us… If I’m on my own (apart from Siri, obviously) can I do this whole parenting thing? Or I am destined to lose my sanity one sleepless night at a time?

 

A totally hilarious and absolutely relatable tale for anyone who has survived parenthood purely on microwave meals and wished for an IV drip of coffee to get them through! This uplifting page-turner will make your belly ache with laughter. Perfect for fans of Why Mummy Drinks, Sophie Ranald and Sophie Kinsella.

 

Readers love Did My Love Life Shrink in the Wash?:


‘Had me cracking upLiterally rolling on the floor laughingGenius pure genius!Heidi Lynn’s Book Reviews, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


Makes you howl with laughter until you have tears rolling down your cheeks and you can’t catch your breath!! Goodreads Reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


Plenty of belly laughs… Get ready for a healthy dose of hilarity and a slice of side-splitting sillinessYou’ll either have a smile on your face or be howling with laughter.’ For the Love of Books, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

 

Wooohooo… Fabulous… I loved itUtterly hilarious, there are some emotional rollercoasters involved too… Fed up with 2020? Take one of this author’s books and the sun will come out.’ B for Bookreview, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


Had me belly laughing throughout! A real joy.’ Goodreads Reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

 

I always look forward to laughing so hard that I cry I found myself crying at points as much as I laughed at others.’ Goodreads Reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

 

YAYYYY!Kristen Bailey is such a sassy lady! I literally choked! Well, maybe not literallyJust with laughter!Diagnosis Bookaholic, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


I tried to list what parts of the book made me laugh, but there were just too many to fit on the page!Giggles and guffaws… I found myself wiping away not just tears of laughter… This author is an absolute genius with her clever writing and skill of taking day-to-day things and making them so funny! Reading one of her books is a sure-fire way of making sure I have a smile on my face for the rest of the day!!Comes highly recommended from me!!Stardust Book Reviews, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

 

I loved it, I read it in 2 days, difficult to put down, always one more chapter… Hilariously funnyCannot help but make you smile.’ Goodreads Reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

 

Both hilarious and heartwarming in equal measure... Will have you doubled over in chuckles and you might even shed a tearBrill!’ Goodreads Reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

GENRE
Fiction & Literature
RELEASED
2021
January 11
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
419
Pages
PUBLISHER
Bookouture
SELLER
StoryFire Ltd
SIZE
2.8
MB

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