Don't Slam The Doors Please‪!‬

The third in the diaries of a bed and breakfast guesthouse run by Simon and Sally. Simon continues to be irritated by his guests, and puts up more posters prohibiting guests to do almost everything. He publishes a book about his experiences, with himself as a genial host which receives dire reviews. His appearance on Four In A Bed is also a trial. Sally continues to try to placate him and their guests, although her sister's engagement to Simon's old enemy ruffles his feathers. He purchases a camp site where he installs his daughter and family. His son-in-law finally becomes a man in Simon's opinion.