Dr. Cooper's Finishing School for Incels

Edward Robinson finds himself transported to a bleak North Dakota location where he is forcibly enrolled in a new type of college, a finishing school for involuntary celibates. Eddy compares his imprisonment to Hogwarts, but there is one big difference. In addition to regularly scheduled sex therapy sessions, all the "students"--both male and female--must wear shock collars to keep their thoughts and actions away from sex. This screenplay is for the pilot episode of a new series. For adults only.