Dragon in Boots
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4.3 • 6 Ratings
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- $4.99
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- $4.99
Publisher Description
From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes Dragon in Boots, a Paranormal Rom-Com with way too much baby oil, awkward dirty dancing, and a scorching hot love.
MEET DASH: MALE STRIPPER, ANIMAL LOVER, AND…DRAGON?
JACQUELIN
Jacquelin would do anything to save her struggling animal sanctuary—including bartending at a strip club, enduring drunken bachelorette parties, and putting up with her weirdo boss, who's obsessed with all things pink.
But nothing could prepare her for Dash: the club's star performer with abs you could grate cheese on and an ego bigger than his, ahem, moves.
From the moment Dash struts onto the stage, Jacquelin can't decide if she wants to throw her drink at him or pour it over her head. "Is it just me, or is it scorching hot in here?"
When the women in the audience start acting like wild animals, Jacquelin knows something strange is going on.
Is Dash's off-the-charts charisma driving her mad, or is there more to him than meets the abs?
DAMIEN
Damien, the immortal tailor, has tackled demonic fashion emergencies, violent vampires, and unhinged deities. But convincing Dash—a male stripper and, oh yeah, the last male dragon on Earth—to embrace his scaly destiny? That's next-level absurd.
But Damien would do anything to win back Sky, the love of his life, who is, well, dead and needs a new body—something only a deranged goddess can arrange. A goddess who wants an army of dragons for her war.
Can Damien nudge the reluctant dragon into the mating game? Or will Damien lose the ghostly love of his life forever?
DASH
I'm the world's greatest stripper. Not a dragon. Pass the baby oil.
Customer Reviews
Hilariously good
You never cease to amaze me!! Your creative genius is just out of this world. Great job on Cimil and Minky being crazy as ever. Great job on Jac and Dash!! Damien what can I say that man has got it going on. Loved this book!!
Craziest book yet!
This book is the craziest of any of Mimi Jean’s books to date! The Immortal Tailor is asked by Votan to locate Cimil, not really giving him much of a choice. Votan suspects that Cimil is trying to get the Gods to come out of retirement. Meanwhile, in Texas, a girl desperate for money to support her animal rescue takes a job as a bartender at a strip club. The women in the club go bonkers when the headliner comes on stage along with an adorable little kitten. What goes on from that point to the end of the book is some of the strangest stuff I have ever read! I laughed so hard at times that I am surprised my granddaughters didn’t wake up. I cried as well. I finished this book in the early hours of the morning because I couldn’t sleep until I finished it! Of course, the end of the book is, as usual, not the end of this story. If you are looking for creative, outrageous, over the top characters, you are going to love this book.