Justine Swensen is on her way to Washington DC and she is determined to find a place where she can truly make a difference. The inner workings of the government may be a mysterious black box to her, but after 30 years of struggle, our heroine from Minnesota with the resume and good looks to get anywhere she needs will have seen it all. And she’ll have met many fascinating, funny, and infuriating bureaucrats along the way. Her tale would make Kafka groan, Cervantes laugh, Joseph Heller nod, and Ayn Rand weep. It's a page-turning fable that's sure to be new, if sadly familiar, to everyone in modern society. Join Justine on her quest and hear the moral of her story in the end.