Dung: An Interpretation of the Frank N. Furter Sci-Fi Masterfece

Author Dick Midnight has taken familiar sci-fi themes and created poop parodies. Dung tells the story of Poo of Assakis, the ordained leader of the desolate mining planet Aturdies, a spherical litter box occupied by dangerous scatworms. The planet is the galactic sector's mining hub for fiber.

The following is an exerpt from Dung:

"Aturdies was foreboding. The ever-present paradox. Despite shunning life at every opportunity, it was critical to the pecking order of power that determined stability across the region. Exterior civilizations mined the planet for a vital ingredient that dictated the fortunes of dynasties.

Fiber. Its significance magical. Mystical. It provided a clarity. Of physicality. And with it, a clarity of mind. Of progression. Without the fiber, there was no advancement. Only discomfort. With the fiber, all things seemed possible. Its ability to flush the system set in motion discoveries unimaginable without it. For when fiber was removed from the equation, the results were of monumental consequence. The system craved removal, but that desire was thwarted.

It was for this reason everyone wanted it. Needed it. And therefore, spent exorbitant resources to mine it. They craved it, and craved the control it was capable of providing.

Those who had the fiber had the power."

For the first time, the Frank N. Furter masterfece is retold, in stunning description. Is this retelling as crappy as the movies? You be the judge.