Eavesdroppings

It all started when Aaron Smokey Arnold spilled oil on his trousers and dead-panned, My pants are on their last leg!


With a slew of comical contributors and a talented illustrator who created the accompanying goofball characters, Price and Arnold share a compilation of hilarious one-liners such as:


Pulling a travel trailer with four cylinders is a drag.

That massage therapist musta rubbed somebody the wrong way.

The jazz musicians were in a jam.

The cowboy was at the end of his rope!

The rehearsing minister practiced what he preached until he got it righteous.

The naked gambler was on a winning streak.

I said to my adrenal gland, Whats the rush?

I had a dream about smog and woke up exhausted.


Eaves Droppings is a collection of classic one-liners that will encourage anyone to find and embrace the humor in the every day.