Everyday Absurdities

Everyday Absurdities is a collection of short stories by author M. von Lindenberg. This book is bad, and it's not meant to make you happy. In fact, it would please the author to no end to know that you threw it in the trash after the introduction. If you manage to actually read this god-awful thing, you should seek psychiatric advice.

Note: there will be no mention of The Noodle Incident herein.