Two years ago, Eric accidentally bound himself into a lifelong contract with an imp named Rajesh. Rajesh has the ability to release him from this contract, but has only recently offered to do so - if Eric will unlock an ancient magical relic created by the wizard Merlin so that Rajesh can have its stockpile of Power. Eric doesn’t expect the relic to fuse itself to his body, and now any time he becomes aroused, his penis teleports into whatever woman he’s looking at. The only way to remove it is to use it, and unfortunately for Eric, a local fertility cult finds out that he's got the relic. Jillian, a priestess of Mordred, intends to use Eric - and her army of hunky slave men - to reincarnate her god. Can Rajesh help Eric escape the cult with his life? This novella is 28,000 words long.