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I know I’m already mated…I wanna get married.

What do you get when you combine a three headed monster named Charles, a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug, a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature, a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff, an offer from Satan that’s impossible to refuse and Steve Perry?

You get the Royal Wedding from Hell—or to be more accurate—possibly in Hell.

All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I’m still hanging onto my humanity if only by a thread. Being mated is great, but getting married is important to me.

Tacky invitations and cake that causes food poisoning aside, I also need to deal with the stream of Demons entering my world from mysteriously opened portals. Not to mention Angel Jeff is going to fail us on the premarital test if we participate in any nookie before the wedding. 

I’m trying really hard not to go bridezilla on everyone. With five days to plan the wedding, I have figure out who’s opening the portals and deal with our hostile allies who think our wedding is a farce. It’s been a very difficult week—especially the no nookie part.

All I know is this, I will say I do on Saturday even if it I have to go to Hell and back to accomplish it.

September 20
Robyn Peterman
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Customer Reviews

TJLac ,

Fashionably Dead and Wed

Loved it! Read all the available books in this series. All the main players are lifted to a whole new level. This one is the best. Wouldn't it be lovely if the supernatural world was like this story?

QTPie-KM ,


This is one of my favorite series and this did not disappoint. Seems like Astrid never catches a break. I also loved that we got some insight into Garret and Venus, can't wait for their story now.

KathyDubois ,

Wedding of the Century!

I have loved Astrid and Ethan ever since I met them in Fashionably Dead! I am so excited to finally be part of their wedding! I adore Robyn Peterman's style of writing. This story will have you laughing, loving and cheering for Astrid and all the family and friends around her. Just be warned that Robyn is very creative in describing just about everything from human body parts to magical creatures. You will not be disappointed!

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