Visitor after visitor comes to see Oliver.
All sharing the same name as his son and daughter.
And, all sharing the same interests.
None of which have Oliver's interests at heart.
Welcome to Berkeley Residential Home where you are looked after into your old age.
The nurses are here twenty four hours a day, and are there if you ever need anything.
Every resident is happy and looked after, making sure that their needs are met.
And, we keep them active, mentally and physically, by taking advantage of their life's work, making a little bit of money on the side.
If you were famous, popular, or well-known, stay with us, and once the dementia sets in, we will make sure that you see a number of fresh faced visitors every day.
Come and stay with us.