Funny Ha Ha

What did the one earthworm say to the other earthworm?

Talk to the tail; you’re beneath me.



Where does the devil stay when he visits earth?

Helsinki.



Where do hitchhikers, backpackers and travellers go when they die?

Rome.



What did the one Facebook page say to the other Facebook page?

Like me, will you?



What did one pine tree say to the other pine tree?

You know I’ll pine for you when they cut you down, don’t you.



What do you get if you combine a snake with an idea?

A poisonous thought.



What did the one boulder say to the other boulder?

You rock my world.