Get Morty

Marty Martinucci was a part-time stock car driver and a full-time limo driver who found finish lines and destinations a lot easier to find than a solution to love. You might say it all hinged on technicalities, like when a close race needed the exactitude of a photo finish to determine a winner. You see, Martinucci couldn’t decide if his step-sister (or his sister as others referred to her) was eligible for his love. There was the rub. What was she, exactly? It was a technicality for which there was no photo finish to rely on. Yet in the end it was a very close call—when love competed with a life or death decision.