God's Wine

Usually when you dream, you think it’s real. Only when you wake, you realize it all came from your unconscious mind. But when you become lucid in a dream, you realize it’s all from your imagination, and you can do anything you want. But you still can’t change WHAT you want. As in waking life.

A Cypriot/Russian gangster hires a flying winemaker to be his detective to find a mysterious vineyard somewhere in Eastern Europe. A vicious new Capitalism is devouring the dilapidated post-Communist Balkan states, where anything goes, and where women like his accent.

When Zeus commands the Muses to consult the God of Sexuality AND the Goddess of Lust in writing the hero’s legend, the nature of his foible is predictable. And every mortal must have foibles. Even the gods themselves aren’t perfect.

Liberal doses of political incorrectness, blasphemy and smut, with something for feminists, sexists and grammar Nazis alike to seethe about too.