Gravity, My Enemy

From the author of the New York Times Bestselling series that you haven’t heard of because it hasn’t been written yet, comes the new Young-Adult Fantasy, Non-Fiction disaster for the elderly at heart.



Join us as a young hero and his best friend from a world, slightly different than our own, overtake a fantastical quest to a world exactly like our own to undermine an unnatural, DEADLY FORCE of nature in five prepositional phrases or more.



Unbuckle your seatbelts as this unemotional rollercoaster intertwines through stories of romance in its most platonic form. Sit down in your chairs as you experience thrilling plot twists and character building straightaways that you couldn’t possibly have guessed because there aren’t any. Put up your footrests and nod off as the narrator regales you with descriptions that almost describe something.



In this grammy award winning coming of age story, watch our hero make peace with society through total and unconditional surrender. Meet diverse, adjectival characters like the redheaded narrator with the eerie eyes, the gorgeous redhead, the gorgeous female redhead, and the seven-year-olds that started this whole mess.