Whoa, what the heck is going on?!?! I'm auditioning for the school play, The Real Inspector Hound, and there's my good friend, Gustave, cracking wise, but what's going on with Esau, being nice to me one minute, a jerk the next?
I just wish Esau would be nice to me . . . I've got a major crush on him, but with my luck, it'll be Gustave who'll end up asking me out to the senior prom.
What's girl to do?